During the worst recession since the great depression everyone has made these financial powerhouses such as Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and JP Morgan the bad guys and has laid the blame on them.
The occupy Wall Street movement took storm across the world in protest to these companies taking advantage of innocent people and the world.
Here at Elite we have discovered a twitter account that mentions what is heard in the Goldman Sachs elevator everyday and we have to admit these are some of the funniest quotes we have ever heard. We have put together the top 10 quotes for you to enjoy and trust us when we tell you these elite men don’t care too much for the rest of the world.
10. I never said I was better than anyone, just more successful.
8. Suit #1: She asked for the day off because it’s her birthday.
Suit#2: What the fuck. What is she, 12 years old?
8. I’d almost rather let someone fuck my wife than rent out my beach house. Almost.
7. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs.
6. If I’m shelling out $600+ on dinner, she can cough up $400 or so for some decent La Perla or Agent Provocateur.
5. Blacking out is just your brain clearing it’s browser history.
4. Hot girls will never know if they’re really interesting.
3. Suit 1: She actually believed me when I said I wasn’t fucking anyone else.
Suit 2: She probably thinks chiropractors are real doctors too.
2. Hermes ties are like Jordans for white people.
1. If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… Because if you’re good at lying, you’re good at everything.
I don’t care how Jewish she is, no chick wants to go back to an apartment in Murray Hill.
Skirt #1: I love it when a guy hits on me & then gives me a business card with a gmail account. Asshole, I work at Goldman Sachs.